hobbitkaiju:

ursulavernon:

gothamknowledge:

Lady Amherst’s Pheasant

Sometimes I just don’t know you nature.

Oh my god this is a real thing.

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BIRD, WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE

tagged → #time for a queue

rivailleackerman:

I'm the chess player in my life, not just a piece.

↳  Margaery Tyrell + Manipulation of Kings requested by fangirls-anonymous

tagged → #got #time for a queue

feferi:

okcupid scares the hell out of me because all of the questions are either “are you a messy person?” or like “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT EUGENICS????” like if you’re less than a 90% match for me i’m sitting here trying to figure out if you’re a violent racist or just hate to do laundry

Anonymous asked: I am still sad that there is not a fanfic of Blam being detectives or of them being hogwarts students. Could you imagine them being in the room of requirement. Sam trying to calm down Blaine during their exams. It just ends up with them in the kitchen, playing with the house elves while eating desserts.

Hahaha it’s sad but my first thought was “Sam and Blaine at Hogwarts would make Ron and Harry’s friendship look weak in comparison.” 

Also, if you don’t think they’d get the room of requirement to one day turn into a ball pit that would make Dashcon blush then you’re wrong. 

stitch-the-geek:

wearethemakersofmanners:

I want someone to love me like snape loved lily. like gatsby loved daisy. like heathcliffe loved cathy.  like the phantom loved christine. like humbert loved lolita. like apollo loved daphne. l don’t understand romance. please keep men away from me until I learn

thank god this post ends like it does

Anonymous asked: have you ever written about the car scene in the first time

No, and I never will. Legit, and I don’t mean to be rude here because I don’t know your intention, but I honestly believe people who ask about that are just wank-baiting. There are a lot of gross people who twist shit in that scene for some agenda that goes way, way, way beyond what was actually aired. 

So yeah, I don’t touch that with a ten-foot pole. 

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

Anonymous asked: i love you i've missed your controversial opinions

Thank you, random anonymous person. For that, you may have another. 

I enjoy when Blaine gets the song “solos” during an episode. I like listening to him sing and watching him perform. He is a good performer. 

tailsy replied to your post: Look, I’m going to let you guys in on …

ugh, that ryan firesnaps and her SUPER CONTROVERSIAL opinions are at it again… !! no waaaay!

If you subscribe to my blog where you’ll also find out: 

  • Rachel Berry is better than you 
  • Blam is the friendship equivalent of a pile of puppies and should be cherished at all costs. 
  • Blaine and Rachel should do more stuff together. 

And then the super-elite-subscription gets you rights to the super-elite opinions. 

tagged → #tailsy #chatting

Look, I’m going to let you guys in on a little secret. I still think Blaine Anderson is the absolute bee’s knees. 

tagged → #stupid long hiatus

glee meme - [8/8] (friend)ships: Blam

” We’d be like Wolverine and Cyclops, you know, show people how we’re cool with each other. ”

We’re going to Mexico in like two and a half weeks and I woke up today realizing I’d never booked a kennel for Chloe. 

Picking a kennel you trust is super damn hard.  

tagged → #rambling

 penroseparticle replied to your post: “Plz tag your olive hate”:

I WAS LITERALLY SAYING HURTFUL IN THE TAGS. I TOO WAS OFFENDED BY OLIVE HATE. YOU AREA TEDIOUS TROLL

YOU BROUGHT THAT INTO MY HOUSE. MY HOUSE. YOU SMEARED ANTI-OLIVE PROPAGANDA ON MY DOOR. 

  rbbrps replied to your post:Plz tag your olive hate

olives are disgusting

You are lucky it’s your birthday. I cannae end our friendship on such a special day.