Fuck, I just got home from the bar and fuck I need to watch Glee for the rewatch thing. Fuuuuck 

tagged → #rambling

limaheightsadjacentpodcast:

It’s time to go back …

You voted and the results are in! Tune in Saturday at 8pm ET to find out what episode came in at #5.

With special guests Adrienna & Sarah.

Join us every Saturday this summer as we count down your favorite episodes of Glee.

Sorry for my absence and the silence in my inbox/messaging. I’m super exhausted but super happy to see so much hard work pay off. 

I’ll be back to normal business soonish 

tagged → #rambling
tagged → #time for a queue
susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

KYLE’S BAR IS FINALLY OPEN AND I CAN’T STOP SMILING

redredribbon:

clearly this is what they should have named inquisition

tagged → #time for a queue
mashedpotatoturtle:

enjolrastopheles:

greencarnations:

dannyrandy:

"twisting classical characters like dorian gray into a homosexual"
i’m fucking crying

TWISTING CLASSICAL CHARACTERS LIKE DORIAN GRAY INTO A HOMOSEXUAL

Son, you might want to be sitting down for this one.

Dorian Gray was so gay the book was literally used as evidence in the author’s trial for sodomy. 

mashedpotatoturtle:

enjolrastopheles:

greencarnations:

dannyrandy:

"twisting classical characters like dorian gray into a homosexual"

i’m fucking crying

TWISTING CLASSICAL CHARACTERS LIKE DORIAN GRAY INTO A HOMOSEXUAL

Son, you might want to be sitting down for this one.

Dorian Gray was so gay the book was literally used as evidence in the author’s trial for sodomy. 

sigurrossgeller:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

You could drag this joke out to like ten minutes for maximum effect

tagged → #time for a queue
katyanoctis:

liamdryden:

theplacethatevolutionforgot:

There needs to be more cosplayers like this.

"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"
"BATman? Well that explains it"
"What?"
"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"
"D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO"

OMFG <3

katyanoctis:

liamdryden:

theplacethatevolutionforgot:

There needs to be more cosplayers like this.

"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"

"BATman? Well that explains it"

"What?"

"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"

"D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO"

OMFG <3

tagged → #time for a queue

bugladies:

hannibal is a bad show because like why dont they just send robocop after hannibal?? he cant eat a robot. he literally cant stop him

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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