who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?
@msleamichele #Daleastreet is back in action! #GleeSeason6
"sir you named your son ‘wolfy mcwolf’ and then pissed off a werewolf. i really dont know what you expected to happen" said the doctors at st mungo’s to lupin’s dad, probably
This is my new favorite thing in the history of life
Well I did 6th grade wrong
every once in a while i see a thing so fucking fantastic that it changes my life goals entirely and i must have it at any cost
this is one such thing
I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages
THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.
So, I was at lunch with a friend and his sister after seeing ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’, catching up on stuff and talk turned to the new series of Doctor Who - our expectations, Peter Capaldi, Jenna possibly leaving, the Matt Smith era - and his sister suddenly raises an interesting point.
"Isn’t the Matt Smith era kind of similar to Twilight?"
This caused both my friend and I to pause, and look at each other with a similar expression of puzzlement.
"Yeah - I mean the storyline is very similar," she continued "The main female character has to choose between two men from different races, makes her choice and has baby. Baby grows up abnormally fast, and ends up marrying the other man."
Despite how this theory glosses over some of the plot, it still kind of stunned me as I realisation slowly dawned on me.
I had watched a sci-fi variant of Twilight.